man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers
why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis
if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake
i just think that it really sucks that everyone else gets to be in a cute and a happy relationship and then i’m over here like, “yup. in july i’ll be single for 2 years”
i don’t think i’m that awful of a person for someone not to want to be with me…….
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
impress me with a bouquet of season tickets because flowers die and season tickets last much longer