"its not that hard to get a job"

an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(Source: jewbeard)

(Source: ralndrops)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

"Shut up, Larry."

Literally everyone who watches Orange is the New Black (via empress-of-derp)